Total Medals Earned: 61 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 690 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
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Reach 25 points in a single game
Reach 50 points in a single game
Reach 100 points in a single game
Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/500 points)
Killed the first Alien in Story mode
Unlock a mag-lock
Collect mfm card
Hack a terminal
Trigger the explosives
Complete a wave in Swarm mode
Buy your first weapon
Killed your first boss
Hack gun turrets
Completed first story level
Buy a weapon upgrade
Completed second story level
Completed third story level
Completed sixth story level
Complete a set in Swarm mode
Find the 2nd Easter Egg
Completed seventh story level
Completed fifth story level
Completed forth story level
Complete a round in Swarm mode
Rank 50
Complete all the challenges
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (60/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 9/23 (65/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Play the FGF game.
Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/325 points)
Die by falling off the edge.
Die by getting squished.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Blow up a jeep
Get skewered on spikes
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/370 points)
Your fate is sealed.
Racing toward fate.
Your journey is over.
There were no survivors.